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GundamMadcat's Fanfics page 2
What does Relena Remind You Of?
1. She reminds you of a cow
2. She reminds you of a fat ass
3. She reminds you of a dog
4. Not forgetting a hog
5. She looks like a witch
6. And can get called a bitch
7. There is one person who can kill her
8. But he never really bothers, wonder why!
9. No wonder Zechs never really cared for peace on her side
10. SHE was running the organisation
11. She could never claim peace coz nobody was ever on her side, I hope
12. The galaxy was at peace, ya right
13. She follows a guy who hates her
14. She thinks Yuy loves her… YUK
15. Heero would kill her but theres something holding him back
16. HER FACE!
17. She should put some make up on to make herself prettyful
18. Then if she should stop being a pain in the fucking neck and stop being a goody 2 shoes
19. She'd get on fine with us.
20. One more thing b4 she could do that
21. She has to not follow Heero and go live far, far away from us and not talk to us… ever!
22. Wat more can I say? The way she looks now is worse than a rats ass
23. She must really freak every one out.
24. But most importantly what does she make you think of?
25. ……
TBC If any one can add onto this please send yours to GundamMadcat@aol.com Have the title as mine so I know which to put it on.
Here part 2
What does Relena remind you of? Part 2
Here are my mate's suggestions.
1. A piece of crap shrivelled up on the street.
2. Not a person but a freak
3. She's got a new name now, she is called a dog shagger.
4. A Peacecraft bitch
5. A hasty warbler
6. She loves herself too much
7. She is someone you autta punch
8. She reminds me of my so called friend Rosie
9. She also thinks that a particular guy fancies her.
10. She thinks the boys will pile onto her
11. But really she is a hoard!
12. And man if Heero saw Rosie He'd kill her first, that's for sure
13. Then I'd be so relieved I'd have a small party, to celebrate.
14. But the day Heero kills that Relena bitch, I'd have the biggest party alright
15. And I'd invite all of those that hate her, and kill the one's that loved her. (not a bad idea)
16. But then again we could kill her ourselves, if she was real,
17. There's bound to be more than one serial killer on the loose that would do it.
18. Don't give her body remains to a dog, wolf or a vulture.
19. It may give them a disease.
20. Relena and Rosie have something in common.
21. They both think that they look good and would make an excellent couple yes they would.
22. My whole class feels like killing Rosie as much as all of us wanna kill that bitch Relena.
23. There have been a few times when Relena has been okay,
24. She gave Heero a chance to kill her, but Heero had to run away.
25. She then forgot about the BAG that she had to put over her face.
26. Get this Rosie fancies Quatre and in real life she thinks that he would fancy Her… ya right!
27. Once she said it to me, I hit her about like a poor little bee… hehehe
28. If you know anyone that's like Rosie, and uses you a lot please call the Relena look alike line.
29. And I ask you again What does Relena remind you of? Rosie is what she reminds ME of!
~Owari~
so what did ya think? Not bad eh?
YA RIGHT